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Friday, August 1, 2008
Danish (I mean Vienna Bread) in Denmark
So I was in Denmark for work and I had a Danish. Funny story, they don't call them a "danish" in Denmark, but rather "Vienna Bread." They were invented hundreds of years ago in a time when people didn't travel much and the inventor just thought "Vienna Bread" sounded more exotic!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
My Friends at Work Having Fun with Me
Ugandan authorities release American jailed for espionage
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BBC News Updated every minute of every day 
News Front Page
Africa
Page last updated at 15:17 GMT, Monday, 26 May 2008
By Jeff H. Merlot (Rome, GA field reporter and food critic)
A US citizen from Cartersville, Georgia was released last night by government authorities in Uganda. Doug Mancosky’s harrowing experience began shortly after his arrival at the Kampala airport. During a routine luggage search, drawings and plans for a “Shock Wave Power” reactor were discovered. Lord's Resistance Army rebel leaders, claimed that the SPR was a weapon of mass destruction and hauled Mancosky before the Ugandan High Court. Media reports in Uganda say Justice Akiiki Kiiza, assisted by Eldad Mwangusya and Lady Justice Ibanda Nahamya, who served at Sierra Leone's UN-backed war crimes court asked but one question. “Could the SPR be used as a weapon of mass destruction?” Mr. Mancosky reportedly replied; “That depends….” And was immediately beaten and jailed.
In an unprecedented action, The High Court sentenced Mr. Mancosky to death by cavitation. While awaiting his appointment with destiny, the resourceful American, with his hands bound behind his back, managed to free his left thumb and used his Blackjack phone to file a provisional patent for the use of the SPR as a means of execution and torture of research scientists. Mancosky then fashioned a prison key from a bar of Laffy Taffy, used it to release over a dozen prisoners and had just finished training them as Lightnin reps, when government officials arrived. Furious rebel leader Joseph Kony, despite his reputation for anarchy, lawlessness and ruthless atrocities, knew better than to violate a provisional patent and released the McGuiver-like Mancosky.
Kony had a further setback later that afternoon when upon returning to the Presidential palace, found it occupied by Mr. Kelly Hudson. Hudson, flush with cash from the recent sale of his company Hydro Dynamics to M&M Mars, decided to use the proceeds to buy the nation itself.
“When I was growing up as a boy in rural North Georgia, many of my friends longed to play centerfield in the big leagues or become an astronaut, but it has always been my dream to own an impoverished, corruption ridden, third world African nation on the verge of civil war” said Mr. Hudson. When asked if he was prepared for the bloodshed, back-stabbing, and political intrigue inherent with the position, Hudson’s response was “Yes, it reminds me of the carpet industry.”
A US citizen from Cartersville, Georgia was released last night by government authorities in Uganda. Doug Mancosky’s harrowing experience began shortly after his arrival at the Kampala airport. During a routine luggage search, drawings and plans for a “Shock Wave Power” reactor were discovered. Lord's Resistance Army rebel leaders, claimed that the SPR was a weapon of mass destruction and hauled Mancosky before the Ugandan High Court. Media reports in Uganda say Justice Akiiki Kiiza, assisted by Eldad Mwangusya and Lady Justice Ibanda Nahamya, who served at Sierra Leone's UN-backed war crimes court asked but one question. “Could the SPR be used as a weapon of mass destruction?” Mr. Mancosky reportedly replied; “That depends….” And was immediately beaten and jailed.
In an unprecedented action, The High Court sentenced Mr. Mancosky to death by cavitation. While awaiting his appointment with destiny, the resourceful American, with his hands bound behind his back, managed to free his left thumb and used his Blackjack phone to file a provisional patent for the use of the SPR as a means of execution and torture of research scientists. Mancosky then fashioned a prison key from a bar of Laffy Taffy, used it to release over a dozen prisoners and had just finished training them as Lightnin reps, when government officials arrived. Furious rebel leader Joseph Kony, despite his reputation for anarchy, lawlessness and ruthless atrocities, knew better than to violate a provisional patent and released the McGuiver-like Mancosky.Kony had a further setback later that afternoon when upon returning to the Presidential palace, found it occupied by Mr. Kelly Hudson. Hudson, flush with cash from the recent sale of his company Hydro Dynamics to M&M Mars, decided to use the proceeds to buy the nation itself.
“When I was growing up as a boy in rural North Georgia, many of my friends longed to play centerfield in the big leagues or become an astronaut, but it has always been my dream to own an impoverished, corruption ridden, third world African nation on the verge of civil war” said Mr. Hudson. When asked if he was prepared for the bloodshed, back-stabbing, and political intrigue inherent with the position, Hudson’s response was “Yes, it reminds me of the carpet industry.”
In a related note, the Wall Street Journal reported that a long lost Hydro Partner was given the war-torn Darfur region of the Sudan, as a finder’s fee.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Well if they can write it in the paper it's got to be correct right?
So the newspapers over there have some funny stories. One headline talked about people making counterfeit 500 shilling coins. With the exchange rate that's about $0.30. Don't you think you could get a little more adventurous than counterfeiting a quarter? In another article it talked about how who I believe is the surgeon general of Uganda saying that men should not be in the delivery room during birth. I guess "evidence" shows that it makes labor longer, harder and more painful. It also, supposedly, makes that man less attracted to his wife (due to what he sees) and thus more likely to avoid his wife and spend more time in the pub. The papers also had some pictures of Chris Tomlin which I'm sure they contacted Passion to get the proper permission to use. Well if they can write it in the paper it's got to be correct right?
Thursday, June 12, 2008
More Pictures
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
First Day Back and More Stories
OK, so I borrowed a few of these pics from the official Passion blog, but they used a few of my pictures so I figured turnabout was fair play.
Well today was my first day back at work and it actually went really smoothly, no real effects of jet lag, go figure. My feet and body feel pretty good. I guess that's just as the song goes, "Amazing Grace." Today I sort of feel like Jack from the show LOST in last year's season finale, "We have to go back!" Note, I am a huge LOST fan, I didn't watch it the first 2 years, but am hooked now and am watching season 1 and 2 on DVD now. If I could watch 1 hour of TV a week, that would be it. I just can't wait to be involved in another Passion event either on another stop on the world tour or in the next US event.
It's amazing how a trip to Africa changes your perspective. I rode MARTA from the airport to downtown through south Atlanta and remember thinking, "Wow, this is a pretty nice neighborhood." I don't think I ever thought I'd feel that way about that section of track and, although I know Atlanta is building, I don't think it changed as much as I did. I'm sure over time some details and memories will fade, but some changes will be forever. We had such an great group of volunteers that worked so hard and gave so much, but I know we all received back more than we gave. 
Passion Kampala still seems almost surreal. Some fun stories. So it's the last night and I'm sitting in volunteer central on a chair and there are maybe 4 other people off in the distance. This huge Ugandan man comes up to me and totally straight-faced says, "Get Up!" I was like, "I'm sorry?" and he said again, "Get Up!" I was a slight bit worried and got up slowly and he proceeded to wrap me in a bear hug and thank me for coming to Kampala, an amazing moment.
Final story for the day, driving. Speed limits, lanes...mere suggestions. The ride to the airport is a 2 lane road and there are some slow cars in Uganda and tight turns, making passing interesting. We were riding in a bus back to the airport and we were 4 hours early for our flight and our driver was passing like crazy, sometimes too close for comfort. Matt was screaming, "Patrick (our driver) I want to see my mom again!" or "We're 4 hours early!" We put our hands up like on a roller coaster for one picture. Sometimes we'd be in the straddling the middle line with a car on each side going in opposite directions. I expected a NASCAR announcer or someone from the movie Cars to be screaming, "Three Wide! Three Wide!"
Well today was my first day back at work and it actually went really smoothly, no real effects of jet lag, go figure. My feet and body feel pretty good. I guess that's just as the song goes, "Amazing Grace." Today I sort of feel like Jack from the show LOST in last year's season finale, "We have to go back!" Note, I am a huge LOST fan, I didn't watch it the first 2 years, but am hooked now and am watching season 1 and 2 on DVD now. If I could watch 1 hour of TV a week, that would be it. I just can't wait to be involved in another Passion event either on another stop on the world tour or in the next US event.
It's amazing how a trip to Africa changes your perspective. I rode MARTA from the airport to downtown through south Atlanta and remember thinking, "Wow, this is a pretty nice neighborhood." I don't think I ever thought I'd feel that way about that section of track and, although I know Atlanta is building, I don't think it changed as much as I did. I'm sure over time some details and memories will fade, but some changes will be forever. We had such an great group of volunteers that worked so hard and gave so much, but I know we all received back more than we gave.Passion Kampala still seems almost surreal. Some fun stories. So it's the last night and I'm sitting in volunteer central on a chair and there are maybe 4 other people off in the distance. This huge Ugandan man comes up to me and totally straight-faced says, "Get Up!" I was like, "I'm sorry?" and he said again, "Get Up!" I was a slight bit worried and got up slowly and he proceeded to wrap me in a bear hug and thank me for coming to Kampala, an amazing moment.
Final story for the day, driving. Speed limits, lanes...mere suggestions. The ride to the airport is a 2 lane road and there are some slow cars in Uganda and tight turns, making passing interesting. We were riding in a bus back to the airport and we were 4 hours early for our flight and our driver was passing like crazy, sometimes too close for comfort. Matt was screaming, "Patrick (our driver) I want to see my mom again!" or "We're 4 hours early!" We put our hands up like on a roller coaster for one picture. Sometimes we'd be in the straddling the middle line with a car on each side going in opposite directions. I expected a NASCAR announcer or someone from the movie Cars to be screaming, "Three Wide! Three Wide!"Well more stories to come and I'll also be uploading all my pics soon.
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